The Farm Lands

Gheizt received word that a farm in the northern areas had been plagued by a group of Mutated Green Cows, attacking not only people but other wildlife as well. As a ranger of the land, it was his duty to answer the call. He geared up and set out on his bike to investigate the scene.






GHEIZT: "Hmm...looks like the place, but I better check the soil for tracks to get a more precise location."



"There it is...definitely smells like sour milk from a mutant cow...and the scent seems to leave a trail to my right..."




"Damn, looks like human remains. The cows tore every last strip of meat from them. I guess not all dairy products are...good for your bones."


BUT WAIT!!! Suddenly a soft shuffling behind, as though something creeping up.

Very nice... and he cracked a joke that made him chuckle at himself... precious.

Hahaha, I love it! And his cheeky grin at his own jest was indeed adorable. You continue to impress with not only your unique and detailed figures, but also your surreal scenes and darkly humorous scenarios! :'D

Haha, Gheizt like:



Green flesh eating cows sound interesting, let's see what he got himself into there.

The best jokes are the ones you say to yourself, or something like that my grandpa used to say. Cool story and as always great figures, I wouldn't want to be in that field when the mutant green cows come to eat.

Interesting and funny. One critique: a bike like that (a “cruiser”) isn’t designed, nor are the tires, for terrain as rough as you have there. I’ve driven on relatively smooth grass (parking for events), and it isn’t ideal; anything too rough, and the ground a mix of soft and hard, and one is likely to dump the bike. “Dirt Bikes” are made for that type of ground, cruisers not so much — they are too heavy, and the slower you go on rough, soft/hard ground causes the fork of the front tire to get pulled out of control — hence the likelihood of falling over. Nothing that takes away from your story, but I thought I’d mention it.

skywalkersaga wrote:Hahaha, I love it! And his cheeky grin at his own jest was indeed adorable. You continue to impress with not only your unique and detailed figures, but also your surreal scenes and darkly humorous scenarios! :'D

Hehe, thanks again for indulging in my sense of entertainment. I don't always intend for things to get weird/goofy, I come up with scenarios randomly as I photograph, like a wild card dreamlike experience.

Theboo-bomb wrote:The best jokes are the ones you say to yourself, or something like that my grandpa used to say. Cool story and as always great figures, I wouldn't want to be in that field when the mutant green cows come to eat.

I can agree to some extent, though I also know my humor can be really dry or cheesy sometimes. And though just a gag, I am now tempted to actually invest in the search for 1/6 scale cows to make it happen. If anyone remembers the cow fight scene from the satire movie Kung Pow! Enter the Fist, it would probably play out similar to that.

Stryker2011 wrote:Interesting and funny. One critique: a bike like that (a “cruiser”) isn’t designed, nor are the tires, for terrain as rough as you have there. I’ve driven on relatively smooth grass (parking for events), and it isn’t ideal; anything too rough, and the ground a mix of soft and hard, and one is likely to dump the bike. “Dirt Bikes” are made for that type of ground, cruisers not so much — they are too heavy, and the slower you go on rough, soft/hard ground causes the fork of the front tire to get pulled out of control — hence the likelihood of falling over. Nothing that takes away from your story, but I thought I’d mention it.

Thanks for the info, I am honestly not too familiar with the actual mechanics of most automotive related things. I've been meaning to buy a more accurate and detailed ride of some kind, I've just put off choosing what style I want to go with, how much I could potentially modify, price range, etc.