GubernatorFan wrote:LOL. That cracked me up. Yes, all puns intended!
Nicely shot too, and the eggs are stunning -- what a shame one of them got smashed up like that. But a couple of criticisms: if you're going to take the Jesus thing seriously, he would never resort to violence or such rude language. Also, if you clean up his act, I volunteer my custom Maul to play the part of the Devil in the desert... but no extra teeth anywhere!
Thanks! And don't worry, I ate that egg. And no, I don't take it very seriously, but still I was thinking of 'table flipping and whipping up the temple' kind of Jesus. I really think that angry temple episode showed a very human side of him.
Stryker2011 wrote:Hah! Too funny.
Thanks!
AlKelAstra91 wrote:LOL. I like the shot of the sunglare shining through the grass opening next to Hardcore Jesus' head. It's...enlightening? The guns and sunglasses make me think he's a Terminator merely disguised as Jesus to fool people and catch them off guard. Would've also been funny if the actual Easter bunny popped out of one of the eggs, or maybe just a guy in a bunnysuit/mask?
Thanks, it really was coincidence that the sun was that low and shining through there...I think!
And your Terminator comes close to what I intended, ha. And I see, guys in bunny suits. Can imagine a grungy Donny Darko like bunnyman in your universe.
GubernatorFan wrote:Wait a minute! You have not disguised the joints at the wrists and ankles (in fact... double the ankle joints as you've used the extenders!) ... why, that's Anathema!! LOL
Ha, yeah, all my other figures come from my head, but here I saw no point in giving him conveniently placed wristbands. About the ankle extenders, tried to remove them for the shoot, but I was afraid of ripping the figure into pieces, they sit very tight. The forest character will.need and cover them anyway.
FreakinLobster wrote:I laughed way harder than I should. I'm sending you my medical bills for the broken ribs.
Spot on humor and perfect shots.
Kudos.
Thanks a lot, try a steel skeleton!
ThePhotogsBlog wrote:Very funny!
Thanks!
AerynDiana wrote:Thank you, that was funny.
And great framing as usual!
Thanks a lot!
Theboo-bomb wrote:Ha! I guess sometimes a cord whip isn't enough.
Good thing you brought that up, even Jesus could get angry.
Anyway, last part before I go back to the real stuff:
"Hands were I can see them, Roman!""Alright, don't shoot! I won't touch those eggs! What is a 'Roman', anyway?!"
"Don't try to fool me, why else would you wear that gladius?""That blade? Ah, well, I inherited it from my great grandmother! She found it while diving to an antique museum in the swamps!"
"What the... wait...""...which year do you live in?""3106 A.D!"
"A.D.? What's that supposed to mean??"Don't know, just 3106 A.D.!"
"Alright, I believe you?! But why do you know my name? You called out JESUS CHRIST??""Jesus Christ? Well, that's a phrase you say when you are surprised?"
"...you serious?"
In that moment, Yurg's thoughts began to wander...
I am wearing a Roman Gladius, a Katana and a Russian combat vest...does that make me a Russian Roman Samurai Knight??"Why the smile, what's on your mind?"
"Nothing, I am just Yurg, always smiling! But about your equipment..that gun, those shades, they don't make them like that anymore, where did you get them?"
"
Ahh, Long story. Do you know the nineties? I also asked that biker for his leather jacket, but...whatever. One advice: Whatever you do, don't do time travel. It doesn't solve a thing...""Say, Yurg, in 3106 A.D....do they still sacrifice lambs?""Oh, I don't think so...but some use their wool for 'hair rooting'.
The End.