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Major Trinity Barrett: Where am I what's going on? OMG NO! It her!
Somehow, I've been captured by the enemy!
Trinity Barrett - Major Space Patrol - 2205-3511-7580 . . .
Captain Starsha: CAN IT! I don't care! I don't want you on my ship any more than you want to be on it!
So, I've decided to give you 4 options.
A - I can have my bodyguards drag your sorry ass to the nearest airlock and toss you out.
Perhaps your precious space patrol can save you in time.
B - Spend the rest of your life in the brig.
First Officer Sasha: Sister we don't have a brig so do you actually mean your torture chamber?
Captain Starsha: Hush up sister! Did I say anything about how long her life was gonna to be? Hmm
C - Renounce any and all allegiance to the space patrol and join my crew.
Major Trinity: I'd rather die first!
Captain Starsha: That can be arranged but wait there's more.
D - I can have you teleported to the nearest inhabited planet.
Major Trinity: So, let me get this straight my main options are death, death, join your crew or be marooned
on some alien planet for the rest of life so I guess I will go with option d.
Captain Starsha: wise choice and I'm feeling very generous today, so I took the liberty and beamed down an
an encampment for you with food, water, shelter, extra weapons with ammo and communication device.
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Transporter room 04 beam her out now.
Goodbye have a safe trip
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Science Officer Nikki: don't you think at the very least that should warned her that the planet inhabited
only by dinosaurs?
Captain Starsha: and spoil her surprise, why I wouldn't think of it.
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Major Trinity: well, I'll be damned she was true to her word, that seem very uncharacteristic of her from the stories I've heard. So lets see want do we have yep food, water, shelter, weapons but what with the two
medieval swords? And her idea of a communication device is a cell phone really.
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Loud T-Tex roar
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WTF was that?
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OH - _rap! Now that's what I expected from her, feeling generous my ass!
I've seen this movie it didn't end well!
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Captain Starsha: wait for it, wait for it there she is.
Communication Officer: there's a call from the surface. And then plays a phone recording.
"we're sorry your call cannot be completed at this time please try again later"
Major Trinity second attempt.
Communication Officer: Plays phone recording again: "Please listen carefully as our menu options have recently changed.
Please press 1 for Astrometrics
Please press 2 for Main Engineering
Please press 3 for Main Hydroponics
Please press 4 for Main Shuttlebay
Please press 5 for Main MED-BAY
Please press 6 for Main Bridge
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Communication Officer: You have reached the main bridge how may I redirect your call?
Sounds of dual large handguns firing in the background. _HIT!!!
Trinity: censored language
Communication Officer: I'm sorry that's an invalid response, Goodbye. click
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Trinity's third attempt.
Communication Officer: Captain it's for you, it's her again.
Captain Starsha: just patch it through from now on: Hello Trinity are you enjoying your time on the planet?
From what I understand it's a beautiful day . . 'yada yada'
Trinity: CUT THE _RAP. And get me off this god forsaken planet NOW!
Sounds of a M16 firing in the background.
Captain Starsha: are you trying to give me orders Missy, I don't think so! you know full well what I want to
hear from don't you.
Sounds of a second M16 firing in the background.
Trinity Barrett: I'd rather die than serve under you!
Captain Starsha: As you wish. Goodbye. click
Trinity's fourth attempt and tries the grenade launcher click
Trinity Barrett: Empty - WHAT THE _ELL!!!
Captain Starsha: Aw it's just you, so how are things going down there for you sweetie by the way?
Trinity Barrett: Fine you win! I'll join stinking crew!
Captain Starsha: And?
Trinity Barrett: I renounce any and all allegiance to the space patrol now just get me out of here please.
Sounds of a double barrel shotgun firing in the background. NOOOO!!! blood curdling screaming
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Captain Starsha: Sorry too late. click - YOU HEARD LADY EMERGENCY BEAM OUT NOW!
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Trinity: blood curdling screaming continuing
Captain Starsha: Welcome abound to the RPV The Angel of Death Private Barrett.
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Private Trinity: I absolutely hate you _itch!
Captain Starsha: Well now that's a coincidence the feelings are absolutely is mutual.
Do you have any idea how many good friends I've lost due to the space patrol. TOO MANY!
Nikka show my newest security crew member to her quarters.
I trust you know how to do that right Private Barrett.
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Nikka: So Captain your torture chamber as usual or actual crew quarters this time?
But I can't imagine why you would want to waste a perfectly good crew quarters on
someone like her.
Captain Starsha: crew quarters and have 2 security agents assigned to her 24/7 until I say so.
Tell them shoot to kill if she take one step out of line.
Just in case she wants to exact revenge on me.
But first take her over to helm control and show her our actual location.
Nikka: this way Private Barrett.
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Private Barrett: 2 billion light years from The Aeron Incident! I don't think so this must be some sort elaborate trick
perpetuated by you Space Pirates to get me to divulge everything I know about Space Patrol right.
I bet my friends and colleagues are out searching for me as we speak and when they do finally find and rescue me
they will destroy this ship and everything on it including you _ITCH just out of spite!
Captain Starsha: I'm happy to break it to you but nobody will be searching for you because everyone thinks your dead!
I highly suspect everyone thinks that your ship and this one and hopefully hundreds of Space Patrols where
vaporized when that doomsday device aboard the RPV The Jolly Rogers was detonated.
So think about it, what was the very last thing you remember before you appeared here?
Private Barrett: OK let's see, my entire crew were dead and huge flames were all the way around me with my ship
exploding when suddenly I was bathed in a brilliant white light . . . OMG your right it's not some elaborate trick
but rather I'm actually dead and in hell and was sentenced to spend the rest of entirety aboard this ghost ship
with you bloodthirsty pirates! What in the world did i do to deserve this???
(breaks down sobbing) no, no, no this can't be happening to me, this must be some horrible nightmare,
please wake up now, please wake up now . . .
Captain Starsha: Nikka escort Private Barrett to quarters now.
I think she will have a lot to unpack tonight.
just a few minutes later.
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Transporter room 04 operator Barda: Captain Aeron is very anxious to meet you at your earliest convenience Captain.
Captain Starsha: I am also very much looking forward to meeting them too.
So beam them directly to my bridge ASAP.
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Hosted on FotkiHosted on FotkiMajor Trinity Barrett: Where am I what's going on? OMG NO! It her!
Somehow, I've been captured by the enemy!
Trinity Barrett - Major Space Patrol - 2205-3511-7580 . . .
Captain Starsha: CAN IT! I don't care! I don't want you on my ship any more than you want to be on it!
So, I've decided to give you 4 options.
A - I can have my bodyguards drag your sorry ass to the nearest airlock and toss you out.
Perhaps your precious space patrol can save you in time.
B - Spend the rest of your life in the brig.
First Officer Sasha: Sister we don't have a brig so do you actually mean your torture chamber?
Captain Starsha: Hush up sister! Did I say anything about how long her life was gonna to be? Hmm
C - Renounce any and all allegiance to the space patrol and join my crew.
Major Trinity: I'd rather die first!
Captain Starsha: That can be arranged but wait there's more.
D - I can have you teleported to the nearest inhabited planet.
Major Trinity: So, let me get this straight my main options are death, death, join your crew or be marooned
on some alien planet for the rest of life so I guess I will go with option d.
Captain Starsha: wise choice and I'm feeling very generous today, so I took the liberty and beamed down an
an encampment for you with food, water, shelter, extra weapons with ammo and communication device.
Hosted on FotkiTransporter room 04 beam her out now.
Goodbye have a safe trip
Hosted on FotkiScience Officer Nikki: don't you think at the very least that should warned her that the planet inhabited
only by dinosaurs?
Captain Starsha: and spoil her surprise, why I wouldn't think of it.
Hosted on FotkiHosted on FotkiHosted on FotkiMajor Trinity: well, I'll be damned she was true to her word, that seem very uncharacteristic of her from the stories I've heard. So lets see want do we have yep food, water, shelter, weapons but what with the two
medieval swords? And her idea of a communication device is a cell phone really.
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Hosted on FotkiWTF was that?
Hosted on FotkiOH - _rap! Now that's what I expected from her, feeling generous my ass!
I've seen this movie it didn't end well!
Hosted on FotkiCaptain Starsha: wait for it, wait for it there she is.
Communication Officer: there's a call from the surface. And then plays a phone recording.
"we're sorry your call cannot be completed at this time please try again later"
Major Trinity second attempt.
Communication Officer: Plays phone recording again: "Please listen carefully as our menu options have recently changed.
Please press 1 for Astrometrics
Please press 2 for Main Engineering
Please press 3 for Main Hydroponics
Please press 4 for Main Shuttlebay
Please press 5 for Main MED-BAY
Please press 6 for Main Bridge
Hosted on FotkiCommunication Officer: You have reached the main bridge how may I redirect your call?
Sounds of dual large handguns firing in the background. _HIT!!!
Trinity: censored language
Communication Officer: I'm sorry that's an invalid response, Goodbye. click
Hosted on FotkiTrinity's third attempt.
Communication Officer: Captain it's for you, it's her again.
Captain Starsha: just patch it through from now on: Hello Trinity are you enjoying your time on the planet?
From what I understand it's a beautiful day . . 'yada yada'
Trinity: CUT THE _RAP. And get me off this god forsaken planet NOW!
Sounds of a M16 firing in the background.
Captain Starsha: are you trying to give me orders Missy, I don't think so! you know full well what I want to
hear from don't you.
Sounds of a second M16 firing in the background.
Trinity Barrett: I'd rather die than serve under you!
Captain Starsha: As you wish. Goodbye. click
Trinity's fourth attempt and tries the grenade launcher click
Trinity Barrett: Empty - WHAT THE _ELL!!!
Captain Starsha: Aw it's just you, so how are things going down there for you sweetie by the way?
Trinity Barrett: Fine you win! I'll join stinking crew!
Captain Starsha: And?
Trinity Barrett: I renounce any and all allegiance to the space patrol now just get me out of here please.
Sounds of a double barrel shotgun firing in the background. NOOOO!!! blood curdling screaming
Hosted on FotkiCaptain Starsha: Sorry too late. click - YOU HEARD LADY EMERGENCY BEAM OUT NOW!
Hosted on FotkiTrinity: blood curdling screaming continuing
Captain Starsha: Welcome abound to the RPV The Angel of Death Private Barrett.
Hosted on FotkiPrivate Trinity: I absolutely hate you _itch!
Captain Starsha: Well now that's a coincidence the feelings are absolutely is mutual.
Do you have any idea how many good friends I've lost due to the space patrol. TOO MANY!
Nikka show my newest security crew member to her quarters.
I trust you know how to do that right Private Barrett.
Hosted on FotkiNikka: So Captain your torture chamber as usual or actual crew quarters this time?
But I can't imagine why you would want to waste a perfectly good crew quarters on
someone like her.
Captain Starsha: crew quarters and have 2 security agents assigned to her 24/7 until I say so.
Tell them shoot to kill if she take one step out of line.
Just in case she wants to exact revenge on me.
But first take her over to helm control and show her our actual location.
Nikka: this way Private Barrett.
Hosted on FotkiPrivate Barrett: 2 billion light years from The Aeron Incident! I don't think so this must be some sort elaborate trick
perpetuated by you Space Pirates to get me to divulge everything I know about Space Patrol right.
I bet my friends and colleagues are out searching for me as we speak and when they do finally find and rescue me
they will destroy this ship and everything on it including you _ITCH just out of spite!
Captain Starsha: I'm happy to break it to you but nobody will be searching for you because everyone thinks your dead!
I highly suspect everyone thinks that your ship and this one and hopefully hundreds of Space Patrols where
vaporized when that doomsday device aboard the RPV The Jolly Rogers was detonated.
So think about it, what was the very last thing you remember before you appeared here?
Private Barrett: OK let's see, my entire crew were dead and huge flames were all the way around me with my ship
exploding when suddenly I was bathed in a brilliant white light . . . OMG your right it's not some elaborate trick
but rather I'm actually dead and in hell and was sentenced to spend the rest of entirety aboard this ghost ship
with you bloodthirsty pirates! What in the world did i do to deserve this???
(breaks down sobbing) no, no, no this can't be happening to me, this must be some horrible nightmare,
please wake up now, please wake up now . . .
Captain Starsha: Nikka escort Private Barrett to quarters now.
I think she will have a lot to unpack tonight.
just a few minutes later.
Hosted on FotkiTransporter room 04 operator Barda: Captain Aeron is very anxious to meet you at your earliest convenience Captain.
Captain Starsha: I am also very much looking forward to meeting them too.
So beam them directly to my bridge ASAP.
Thank for Looking
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