STAR WARS A Happy Endings Story (Original Trilogy) (updated)

NSFW (?) -- The newly assembled "Death Star Trooper" (HERE) just had to get into a silly adventure. As always, this is intended for comedy, and while it does not depict anything explicit, it does make reference to adult themes and therefore may not be suitable for every setting or audience. Although already censored, two more informative images have been hidden as spoilers; you can click on them to view them if you wish.

For the previous installment of Star Wars silliness, check out the Silver Linings story.

Loosely inspired by the "How it should have ended" series...

































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For the previous installment of Star Wars silliness, check out the Silver Linings story and these others:

https://onesixthfigures.forumotion.com/t2799-star-wars-the-further-adventures-of-darth-maul-updated-with-part-ii-may-2020

https://onesixthfigures.forumotion.com/t1852-star-wars-a-negative-body-image-story

https://onesixthfigures.forumotion.com/t2206-star-wars-moving-on-solo-story

https://onesixthfigures.forumotion.com/t1862-star-wars-a-lone-scoundrel-story

https://onesixthfigures.forumotion.com/t1150-star-wars-spacecops (not sixth scale)

https://onesixthfigures.forumotion.com/t909-star-wars-new-imperial-unit-aquatrooper-part-two

https://onesixthfigures.forumotion.com/t2541-star-wars-a-love-gone-wrong-story

https://onesixthfigures.forumotion.com/t1076-star-wars-christmas-revised-edition


#starwars #comedy #parody #scifi #fiction #hottoys #sideshow #phicen #tbleague

Haha! That was awesome. Very funny.

Leia gets around, but I can't begrudge her taste in men.

Stryker2011 wrote:Haha! That was awesome.  Very funny.

Thank you. Very glad you found it funny. That's the goal!

Nekk-ra wrote:Leia gets around, but I can't begrudge her taste in men.

LOL Nicely put! Of course, she carries the burden of being the only female character from the Original Trilogy to be turned into (multiple) high-end sixth-scale action figures... and I like to think of her as empowered and emancipated.

Very cool, great story!

BAD WOLF-787 wrote:Very cool, great story!

Thank you very much. Glad you liked it.

Well, that was weird and silly as promised. I think some of the posing is very good, especially Cavil getting into the shirt or the Times Square pic.you really have quite some personal in your collection, hope no domino incidents occurred.
 But I think the celebration after mass genociding her home planet is a bit out of character for Leia.

The intermission pics are loosely based on this?

"A few moments later" made famous on TV as "The Boot Scene" (as it came to be called in the terminology) -- thanks to Captain Kirk on the original Star Trek TV show. Kirk would start making out with some space babe, and then the show would cut to commercial; when they came back to the show, Kirk would generally be shirtless, pulling on his boots, while his latest conquest was fixing her hair or something. It became a trope of TV shows from that point forward to imply our hero (rarely the heroine) got him some during the break.

Ovy wrote:Well, that was weird and silly as promised. I think some of the posing is very good, especially Cavil getting into the shirt or the Times Square pic.you really have quite some personal in your collection, hope no domino incidents occurred.
But I think the celebration after mass genociding her home planet is a bit out of character for Leia.

Thank you very much. Amazingly enough, there was no domino incident this one time. Even Vader didn't lose any tusks (though he did have a quick tumble).

Whoa! Back up a little! No one blew up Leia's "home planet of Alderaan" in this version of the script! The "alternate form of persuasion" was using Officer Kavil's charms. And it worked. What was blown up was the rebel base on the otherwise uninhabited (or at least un-sentient-inhabited) Yavin 4. A version of the script included Leia commenting that none of her so-called friends had attempted to rescue her from her being in trouble with her dad. But I guess that didn't make it into the footage we see.

As to the "intermission" pics, see my response to Stryker below.

Stryker2011 wrote:"A few moments later" made famous on TV as "The Boot Scene" (as it came to be called in the terminology) -- thanks to Captain Kirk on the original Star Trek TV show. Kirk would start making out with some space babe, and then the show would cut to commercial; when they came back to the show, Kirk would generally be shirtless, pulling on his boots, while his latest conquest was fixing her hair or something. It became a trope of TV shows from that point forward to imply our hero (rarely the heroine) got him some during the break.

This really puts it into perspective. Never having been much of a Star Trek watcher (and certainly not of the original series), I was only vaguely -- perhaps even only subconsciously -- aware of this. But it was partly intended this way (and on two occasions that is exactly what it "covers up"); more generally, it simply indicates the passage of more than a mere moment in time. In the original Star Wars film they used establishing shots of the Death Star in transition from another scene to action there, and that is the most direct influence on what I did here.

But no, we can safely say no Sponge Bob influences whatsoever.

"Why Can't We Have Zippers!?" Nice one, GF!

rollotomasi wrote:"Why Can't We Have Zippers!?" Nice one, GF!

Thank you very much, Rollo. Glad you liked it. You do realize Lucas had forbidden any visible conventional modern real-world fastenings in the costuming, right? Everything had to be concealed and/or velcro.

Very entertaining. Set and photography excellent.

ThePhotogsBlog wrote:Very entertaining.  Set and photography excellent.

Thank you very much for the kind words, I'm glad you liked it.

GubernatorFan wrote:

ThePhotogsBlog wrote:Very entertaining.  Set and photography excellent.

Thank you very much for the kind words, I'm glad you liked it.

It was very well-done.

ThePhotogsBlog wrote:It was very well-done.

I really appreciate that. Given your photographic experience, it is quite the compliment.

Hilarious, yet somehow maybe more realistic than the real thing. "Aren't you a little too tall for a Naval Guard?" "Stormtrooper Monthly?" Brilliant! And is that the imperial flag she is wrapped in? Like I mentioned somewhere else I love seeing all this Star Wars stuff here.

Thank you again. And I'm glad you caught all these. Yes, she is wrapped in an imperial flag. Or rather a blanket with the imperial crest on it -- for the purposes of the story. Someone has an eye for detail!

If you like more Star Wars goofery, here are links to older story threads (I should index these at some point) --

https://onesixthfigures.forumotion.com/t2799-star-wars-the-further-adventures-of-darth-maul-updated-with-part-ii-may-2020

https://onesixthfigures.forumotion.com/t1852-star-wars-a-negative-body-image-story

https://onesixthfigures.forumotion.com/t2206-star-wars-moving-on-solo-story

https://onesixthfigures.forumotion.com/t1862-star-wars-a-lone-scoundrel-story

https://onesixthfigures.forumotion.com/t1150-star-wars-spacecops (not sixth scale)

https://onesixthfigures.forumotion.com/t909-star-wars-new-imperial-unit-aquatrooper-part-two

https://onesixthfigures.forumotion.com/t3178-star-wars-a-silver-linings-story-updated-with-extra-photos-nsfw

https://onesixthfigures.forumotion.com/t2541-star-wars-a-love-gone-wrong-story

https://onesixthfigures.forumotion.com/t1076-star-wars-christmas-revised-edition

Star Wars Fans will kill me for that comment, but You write a better story than the original
Fantastic !

Ephiane wrote:Star Wars Fans will kill me for that comment, but You write a better story than the original Fantastic !

Well, this fan will not kill you for this comment (or any other reason), and is profoundly flattered and pleased you liked it.

Aw thank you!! That was fun!

AerynDiana wrote:Aw thank you!! That was fun!

Thank you very much, Diana, I'm glad you enjoyed it.

Lol, that was so funny. Awesome work!

That said, I guess now I know why Hot Toys keeps releasing Storm Troopers.

rui wrote:Lol, that was so funny. Awesome work!

That said, I guess now I know why Hot Toys keeps releasing Storm Troopers.

Thank you very much, I'm glad you enjoyed it. But I'm a little confused... Why does HT keep releasing Stormtroopers?

GubernatorFan wrote:

rui wrote:Lol, that was so funny. Awesome work!

That said, I guess now I know why Hot Toys keeps releasing Storm Troopers.

Thank you very much, I'm glad you enjoyed it. But I'm a little confused... Why does HT keep releasing Stormtroopers?

For Stormtrooper parties like yours.

Albeit yours are customs?

rui wrote:For Stormtrooper parties like yours. Albeit yours are customs?

Oh. Well, I do probably buy more stromtroopers (in any form) than most other collectors (though one never knows how many more determined and/or richer collectors there are out there). Some of my stormtroopers are Hot Toys sets (particularly Rogue One and Return of the Jedi), some are "reconstituted" (where I have bought some of the parted-out pieces and put them together), some are not Hot Toys at all -- there are a bunch of sixth-scale Bandai model kits with helmeted heads from the cheap but under-articulated Hasbro Interactech stormtroopers (since the Bandai helmets were oversized and weird), and even as a hybrid these were much more affordable than HT.

My wet dream (from a HT promotional display) --