STAR WARS A Love Gone Wrong Story

Since there seems to be some appreciation for re-runs (and I also don't seem to be able to find a posting of this particular set on this site)...

Ever wonder what really happened to Han and Leia? Did the facile movie explanation give you enough information? No? Well, lucky for you I have happened upon some secret Jedi scrolls that fill out the true story... either that or I have had a bad dream shaped by Robot Chicken and Catastrophe.

Here it is anyway... in 17 photos.



































Hope you found it fun. For more "reveals" on Han Solo, check out this one:
Moving on Solo

#humor #parody #satire #starwars #hansolo #han #leia #scifi #fiction

Haha I remember this one.


I choose, at this point, to ignore the sequels, and the horrid way in which they handled the original cast.

Finally, we know why Leia and Han separated and why Han was going around hauling savage spaghetti and meatballs in a giant box.

Beautiful, didn't know that one. My favourite parts are
- the Obi-Wan Poster, (I wonder if they saved his real name for a potential favourite daughter)
- C3POs comment
- Chewie looking so innocent

Fun fact: Henry Cavill might be Harrison Fords and Emilia Clarkes daughter then. Henry Cavill plays a white haired person in his new Netflix series, just like Emilia in GoT. *X-Files theme*

But you should really call Doritos Droidtos.

Stryker2011 wrote:Haha I remember this one.
I choose, at this point, to ignore the sequels, and the horrid way in which they handled the original cast.

Thank you very much! Yes, I stick to the Original Trilogy except wherever poking fun at the other stuff can help with the comic relief (as with the Porg takeout and Ben/Kylo here).

Theboo-bomb wrote:Finally, we know why Leia and Han separated and why Han was going around hauling savage spaghetti and meatballs in a giant box.

I am glad I was able to help you out with this one.

Ovy wrote:Beautiful, didn't know that one. My favourite parts are
- the Obi-Wan Poster, (I wonder if they saved his real name for a potential favourite daughter)
- C3POs comment
- Chewie looking so innocent
Fun fact: Henry Cavill might be Harrison Fords and Emilia Clarkes daughter then. Henry Cavill plays a white haired person in his new Netflix series, just like Emilia in GoT. *X-Files theme*
But you should really call Doritos Droidtos.

Thank you very much, glad you liked it. Poor Chewie just wanted to eat his Porg in peace. I think you are obsessed with daughters... surely Cavill is all male. But I do like the way you're thinking about potential family connection justification in future. Droidtos are an excellent idea; wish I had thought of that.

Hilarious, so cool to se that one again!

Had to watch the last movie twice to make sure I wasn't on a bad mood the first time, I still hate it lol... Hopefully Jon Favreau and his Mandalorian brought back joy and entertainment to the franchise with a stellar show (the last double episode would have made a great movie on his own)

blackpool wrote:Hilarious, so cool to se that one again!

Had to watch the last movie twice to make sure I wasn't on a bad mood the first time, I still hate it lol... Hopefully Jon Favreau and his Mandalorian brought back joy and entertainment to the franchise with a stellar show (the last double episode would have made a great movie on his own)

Thank you very much, I'm glad you liked it (again).

I still haven't brought myself to seeing the new movie... though this is in part because my movie-going friends are all in the Midwest. Still, this doesn't sound encouraging (although people seeing it twice to make sure it was bad might up their revenues )...

Great story!

BAD WOLF-787 wrote:Great story!

Thank you very much. I'm glad you liked it.

That was great! Love all the figures and set up!

Napoleon Solo! A reference for the old timers, eh?

BAMComix wrote:  That was great! Love all the figures and set up!

I'm very happy you enjoyed it. You are one of the most proficient masters of realistic cluttered detail, so my somewhat slapdash scene is honored by your approval.

davidd wrote: Napoleon Solo! A reference for the old timers, eh?

Well, I could claim that, but that would be a tad disingenuous on my part -- I never saw the original series, but I saw and enjoyed the recent film, with... Henry Cavill in it... so...

Finally, a justification for the existence of porgs.

Probably the only justification for the existence of porgs.

davidd wrote:Finally, a justification for the existence of porgs.

Probably the only justification for the existence of porgs.

Well, I don't know about only, but certainly for me the only good one I could think of. Glad you agree.