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Disclaimer: While these photos do not feature anything explicit, they make reference to adult humor and adult themes. It is meant as a joke, of course, but may be NSFW.

Immortal recently-deceased French director Jean-Baptiste de Larochefoucauld is credited with directing the following TV ad in the 1980s, recently discovered in the studio archives.

Why it should not have been allowed to run, especially in the USA, is probably clear enough from the contents...

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For other Star Wars-related goofery, you can check out these older threads:

https://onesixthfigures.forumotion.com/t4234-rivals-photo-heavy#59153

https://onesixthfigures.forumotion.com/t4151-oops-photo-heavy

https://onesixthfigures.forumotion.com/t3671-star-wars-the-accident-story-photo-heavy-updated-with-alternate-deleted-footage

https://onesixthfigures.forumotion.com/t3240-star-wars-a-happy-endings-story-original-trilogy-updated

https://onesixthfigures.forumotion.com/t3178-star-wars-a-silver-linings-story-original-trilogy-updated-with-extra-photos

https://onesixthfigures.forumotion.com/t2799-star-wars-the-further-adventures-of-darth-maul-updated-with-part-ii-may-2020

https://onesixthfigures.forumotion.com/t2541-star-wars-a-love-gone-wrong-story

https://onesixthfigures.forumotion.com/t2206-star-wars-moving-on-solo-story

https://onesixthfigures.forumotion.com/t1862-star-wars-a-lone-scoundrel-story

https://onesixthfigures.forumotion.com/t1852-star-wars-a-negative-body-image-story

https://onesixthfigures.forumotion.com/t1150-star-wars-spacecops

https://onesixthfigures.forumotion.com/t909-star-wars-new-imperial-unit-aquatrooper-part-two

https://onesixthfigures.forumotion.com/t1076-christmas-reruns-star-wars-christmas-revised-edition-not-the-holiday-special

#parody #satire #starwars #darthmaul #pop #music #video #dance #mando #mandalorian #han #solo #tbleague #phicen #hottoys #sideshow #dam #did

For related items, see the following:
Chez Louis pour la Toussaint
Makeshift Vampire Lestat

For Addendum, see here.

I've been meaning to make a presentation of this for a while, around Thanksgiving, but between other things and waiting for some bits and pieces here and there, it was long delayed. So here it, is, late as it may be. I suppose people -- and vampires -- can overeat at Christmas dinner much like they do at Thanksgiving dinner (which is what this is supposed to be)...













Lestat upgraded

Since he was last shown, Lestate has had a few minor upgrades. I repainted the eyes blue and reglossed them, and did a bit of repainting on the face. He now wears the same cravat, pants, and stockings as Lou. I repainted the Sideshow Angelus vest to have a blue background, to approximate some of Lestat's vests from the film. I found and repainted a couple of appropriately shaped rings for his hands. And he now has a real bow for his hair (not shown, as I'm waiting on better materials to make a better one). And he now has his own personal goblin assistant (who seems to hang out with Louis), more on whom later on.







The Snacks

Apart from Bella, already familiar from Chez Louis, I added a custom Angel/Angelus. Since I was already using the Sideshow set for some of Lestat's clothing, I ended up getting more and customizing the figure. It kept all of its clothes, but transferred to an M33 body. I modified the head (de-necking, drilling, fixing the damage from a Dremel accident, etc) and repainted it to match the body and to look a little bit more realistic (removing the dreaded doll dots, etc). I think it worked out decently enough.







For Addendum, see here.

For related items, see the following:
Chez Louis pour la Toussaint
Makeshift Vampire Lestat

#lestat #vampire #louis #interview #satire #parody #custom #angel #angelus #bella #goblin

Oops, we did it again... but with new material and more freestyle presentation. It got a bit photo heavy, but I hope you enjoy it.





























































For Gridney's first appearance and other Star Wars-related goofery, you can check out these older threads:

https://onesixthfigures.forumotion.com/t4151-oops-photo-heavy

https://onesixthfigures.forumotion.com/t3671-star-wars-the-accident-story-photo-heavy-updated-with-alternate-deleted-footage

https://onesixthfigures.forumotion.com/t3240-star-wars-a-happy-endings-story-original-trilogy-updated

https://onesixthfigures.forumotion.com/t3178-star-wars-a-silver-linings-story-original-trilogy-updated-with-extra-photos

https://onesixthfigures.forumotion.com/t2799-star-wars-the-further-adventures-of-darth-maul-updated-with-part-ii-may-2020

https://onesixthfigures.forumotion.com/t2541-star-wars-a-love-gone-wrong-story

https://onesixthfigures.forumotion.com/t2206-star-wars-moving-on-solo-story

https://onesixthfigures.forumotion.com/t1862-star-wars-a-lone-scoundrel-story

https://onesixthfigures.forumotion.com/t1852-star-wars-a-negative-body-image-story

https://onesixthfigures.forumotion.com/t1150-star-wars-spacecops

https://onesixthfigures.forumotion.com/t909-star-wars-new-imperial-unit-aquatrooper-part-two

https://onesixthfigures.forumotion.com/t1076-christmas-reruns-star-wars-christmas-revised-edition-not-the-holiday-special

#parody #satire #starwars #darthmaul #pop #music #video #dance #mando #mandalorian #han #solo #tbleague #phicen #hottoys #sideshow #dam #did

It got a bit long and photo heavy. But I promise there is a surprise at the end. Anyway, blame Disney. I just couldn't resist the satirical potential.

More Photos in Post 12 and Post 24.

The story continues HERE.





















































































More Photos in Post 12 and Post 24.

The story continues HERE.

Other Star Wars-themed silliness can be found in these photo stories:

https://onesixthfigures.forumotion.com/t3671-star-wars-the-accident-story-photo-heavy-updated-with-alternate-deleted-footage

https://onesixthfigures.forumotion.com/t3240-star-wars-a-happy-endings-story-original-trilogy-updated

https://onesixthfigures.forumotion.com/t3178-star-wars-a-silver-linings-story-original-trilogy-updated-with-extra-photos

https://onesixthfigures.forumotion.com/t2799-star-wars-the-further-adventures-of-darth-maul-updated-with-part-ii-may-2020

https://onesixthfigures.forumotion.com/t2541-star-wars-a-love-gone-wrong-story

https://onesixthfigures.forumotion.com/t2206-star-wars-moving-on-solo-story

https://onesixthfigures.forumotion.com/t1862-star-wars-a-lone-scoundrel-story

https://onesixthfigures.forumotion.com/t1852-star-wars-a-negative-body-image-story

https://onesixthfigures.forumotion.com/t1150-star-wars-spacecops

https://onesixthfigures.forumotion.com/t909-star-wars-new-imperial-unit-aquatrooper-part-two

https://onesixthfigures.forumotion.com/t1076-christmas-reruns-star-wars-christmas-revised-edition-not-the-holiday-special


#parody #satire #starwars #kenobi #darthmaul #pop #music #video #dance

These were all at one point or another meant for the Barbie deBarbiefied thread, as they feature slightly or not-so-slightly modified Barbie and Ken items. I tried to put them all together in a logical sequence for a silly and tongue-in-cheek story (some of it is a slight edit of an older version). Some items require little modification, others more, and some of the improved ones still suffer from being undersized.

It was a beautiful day at the start of their vacation. Jessica and Paul were driving down the highway, enjoying the dry heat and the stunning nature all around them.



Despite the natural landmarks surrounding them, they were lost. "Like a man," Paul had refused to stop and ask for directions. So he decided to turn around and try another way.



"Like a woman," Jessica would not stop nagging him about it.



They had almost turned around when...



Paul had to slam the brakes. Apart from the screeching of the brakes, there was heard the slightest of thumps, as a human body collapsed on the road in front of them.



It was local gadfly Sullivan, who none the worse for wear, proceeded to unleash a cacophony of curses and insults at our city slickers.



"I swear, he came out of nowhere!" yelled Paul, while Jessica was (exceptionally) lost for words.



While Jessica was trying to find a signal and talk to the insurance company, Paul realized that there might be a simpler way to get rid of the problem, as the angry Sullivan did not seem injured one bit.



Sullivan readily accepted a thick pile of $20 bills, while continuing to abuse Paul and his stupid little car.



Paul patiently hung his head and took a couple more minutes of abuse, before Sullivan decided he's yelled enough and disappeared into the same nowhere he had come from.



Paul and Jessica got back into their cozy little car and continued on their way, hoping their trip home would be less exciting.



That evening, Jessica took a relaxing bath while Paul was getting ready for bed.



They determined that the close call that afternoon should not be allowed to keep them from enjoying what was left of their vacation time.



Jessica suggested what was bound to be a bigger change of scenery and a pleasant getaway.



Having made a few calls and packed a couple of suitcases, two days later Jessica and Paul were enjoying a sunny, breezy beach in Hawaii.



And by the looks of it, Jessica is well on her way to learning how to surf and ride over the blue.



More photos of some of these scenes, characters, or accessories in various posts in:  
https://onesixthfigures.forumotion.com/t127-barbie-debarbiefied-continuously-updated#1823

#barbie #ken #debarbiefied #custom #accessory #paulwalker #jessicaalba #sullivanstapleton #satire #photostory

Ovy wrote:Haha, you caught that campy conanesque vibe perfectly. You wrote #satire in the tags so I guess everything is allowed and I won't comment on the practicalities of any armor or weapons seen here.
Did you use these glue on studs for the rivets on the leather?

Actually it's the origin story of the Waterloo helmet. In the sequel, they travel to the village of London, where they have another fight. He loses again and drowns in the River Thames, where his helmet is found in the 1860s.

Thank you for going easy on me! Yes, I wanted to do a fantasy female warrior that wasn't as much of an over-sexualized cliche as we often get. No, the studded leather came that way, in a long band/strip. Similarly with the embossed leather (over the abdomen).

I'm glad we have finally cleared up the origins of the Waterloo helmet. But you forgot the end of the story. Possessed by an immortal spirit, Brunette Varna becomes immortal, and in the 19th century encounters the rediscovered helmet. Overtaken by remorse over causing the death of the only man to have ever satisfied her, she begins a new quest to find a way to shed her immortality, presumably by transferring the spirit into a new vessel...

TravelGuide wrote:Nice story and pictures

Although I basically agree, it works nonetheless better than Sonja's regular outfit.

The barbarians of these days don't have the stamina they used to have

Thank you very much, I'm glad you liked them. And that you agree that I've achieved a somewhat more plausible/practical? look. As for stamina, I don't know... he got beaten, chained up, humiliated, and was apparently kept busy all night... give the poor guy a break!

skywalkersaga wrote:Haha, always appreciate some lighthearted campy fun! Her outfit seems like something out of an old (as in, golden era of hollywood or older) movie, and makes a change from the tbleague warrior woman aesthetic. Guess maybe the 'biker-y' vibe happened cause it was all in black?

That Aragorn headsculpt is really nice, probably saw it before but I forgot. One of those rare ones?

Thank you very much -- I enjoy making people smile or be at least mildly amused. Well, the horned helmet certainly gives this a theatrical/comic/cinematic feel. And yes, that's exactly what I meant by wondering if the choice of studded black leather didn't make it go too much in that unintended direction. But you're right, that might be consistent with some film design, and a bit different from TBLeague's usual fare. Stryker has convinced me that the only really good Aragorn sculpt is ACI's, but that is either impossible to get or impossible to justify its price. I actually did get a blank cast of it recently, but haven't finished painting it. This is the next-to-last Asmus one, back when they used "real" hair. It's not bad, I think, and the fact people recognized it says as much. (I don't know/remember how different their most recent, molded-hair Aragorn head sculpt is, but judging by prior experience, that one might be easy enough to alter with "real" hair.)

Haha, you caught that campy conanesque vibe perfectly. You wrote #satire in the tags so I guess everything is allowed and I won't comment on the practicalities of any armor or weapons seen here.
Did you use these glue on studs for the rivets on the leather?

Actually it's the origin story of the Waterloo helmet. In the sequel, they travel to the village of London, where they have another fight. He loses again and drowns in the River Thames, where his helmet is found in the 1860s.

Part I: Brunette Varna

Since there was some interest (and sorry if I disappoint), I finally dug out some of my old female fantasy warriors photos, did some reformatting, and uploaded them here.

Pieces from parted-out sets came together in a sort of semi-spontaneous kitbash, completed with some leather and paint work on my part. Since this was neither the film nor the comic book Red Sonja, I decided to provisionally call her Brunette Varna (sounded better than Brown or Auburn, and in the film Red Sonja has a sister named Varna), and I wanted to fit her out in a manner that would somewhat diminish the cliche scantilly-clad effect. Of course, in retrospect, this means I shouldn't have used the scale armor (which is nothing more than a fantasy rationalization of a modern swimsuit). I used black leather for better contrast with the silverish metal, and in retrospect this, too, might have been a mistake, as the result is a tad punkish/bikerish/dominatrix-ish. But I did stay away from the fantasy high-heeled boots, at least.

I arranged my photos into a mini photo essay below, complete with a little lame basic story to connect them. Hope you like it.

Brunette Varna in the Red Canyon

Once upon a time, Brunette Varna was riding through the Canyon of the Crescent Moon, when she heard some suspicious noises...



Rather than gallop off to the relative safety of the open plain, she dismounted her horse and got ready to take on her unseen enemy...



The noise got closer and closer, but, undaunted, she prepared to stand her ground.



Bring it on, she thought...



Come out and get me!



Getting closer...



And there he was... An uncouth, fur-clad barbarian, growling in uncivilized gibberish, and advancing on his prey... after all, she was only a woman... so what if she had fancy armor and weapons...



Little did he know that Hell hath no fury like an underestimated educated woman (especially one educated in the arts of war and equipped with superior weaponry). The predator became easy prey to Varna's skilled wrath. Within mere seconds he was on his ass in the sand, begging for mercy (who dresses like that on a first date anyway?)...



Varna did show mercy, but also decided to be practical and arrest her dastardly opponent (why not make some money while you can?). After all, did not wise master Bindusara always say, "Seize the opportunity presented!" So she tossed him a long chain and made him entangle himself in it, until securely bound...



He still grunted and growled in disagreement, but a few choice words of practical reason (and some stern looks and gestures with the battle axe) kept her prisoner on the leash, as it were...



Never letting her captive out of her sight, Varna began to secure the chain around her horse's saddle...



So off they went, Varna riding proudly on her stallion, the dumbfounded and bound barbarian dragging along on his chain. She had reached into the darkness and come out with treasure, or at least a few pieces of silver, the price for her would-be conqueror...



Ever the pious one, Varna took some time on her journey to thank the gods. While her captive was snoring, she drank a toast to the Lord of the Heavens from her handy drinking horn, and she ritually re-dedicated her longsword to Him in thanksgiving. A blessed sword would, after all, be all the more effective against any enemy...





#fantasy #satire #female #male #jiaou #tbleague #phicen #aci #story

Sorry, it ended up very photo heavy so please bear with us while they load.

A spinoff of the custom Imperial Mechanical Crew character HERE.

Additional/alternate photos in Post 21 below.



























































































What do you think?

Additional/alternate photos in Post 21 below.

Earlier Star Wars photo stories included:

https://onesixthfigures.forumotion.com/t3240-star-wars-a-happy-endings-story-original-trilogy-updated

https://onesixthfigures.forumotion.com/t3178-star-wars-a-silver-linings-story-original-trilogy-updated-with-extra-photos

https://onesixthfigures.forumotion.com/t2799-star-wars-the-further-adventures-of-darth-maul-updated-with-part-ii-may-2020

https://onesixthfigures.forumotion.com/t2541-star-wars-a-love-gone-wrong-story

https://onesixthfigures.forumotion.com/t2206-star-wars-moving-on-solo-story

https://onesixthfigures.forumotion.com/t1862-star-wars-a-lone-scoundrel-story

https://onesixthfigures.forumotion.com/t1852-star-wars-a-negative-body-image-story

https://onesixthfigures.forumotion.com/t1150-star-wars-spacecops

https://onesixthfigures.forumotion.com/t909-star-wars-new-imperial-unit-aquatrooper-part-two

https://onesixthfigures.forumotion.com/t1076-christmas-reruns-star-wars-christmas-revised-edition-not-the-holiday-special

#starwars #parody #satire #fiction #scifi #photostory

For Part II (NSFW?), see Post 12 below.
For Part III, see Post 35 below.

The experimentation continues...

For the custom figure itself, see here:
https://onesixthfigures.forumotion.com/t2773-star-wars-darth-maul-custom-updated-with-part-iii-photo-heavy

For the painting part, see here, post 205:
https://onesixthfigures.forumotion.com/t260p164-painting-seamless-bodies-updated-april-2020#36579

Part I: Encounters in the Desert I

In recent news from Hollywood, a small set of previously unknown Star Wars scenes and corresponding portions of scripts have been leaked. The first of these appears to take place on an unidentified desert planet where Obi-Wan Kenobi has retired for a life of peaceful contemplation, until his serenity was rudely interrupted by the appearance of Darth Maul...















For Part II (NSFW?), see Post 12 below -- actually a "prequel" to this scene .
For Part III, see Post 35 below.

#starwars #darthmaul #obiwankenobi #benkenobi #satire #humor #scifi #hottoys #tbleague #phicen #seamless #custom #m30

Since there seems to be some appreciation for re-runs (and I also don't seem to be able to find a posting of this particular set on this site)...

Ever wonder what really happened to Han and Leia? Did the facile movie explanation give you enough information? No? Well, lucky for you I have happened upon some secret Jedi scrolls that fill out the true story... either that or I have had a bad dream shaped by Robot Chicken and Catastrophe.

Here it is anyway... in 17 photos.



































Hope you found it fun. For more "reveals" on Han Solo, check out this one:
Moving on Solo

#humor #parody #satire #starwars #hansolo #han #leia #scifi #fiction

Spoilers for Solo 2. Not really. It can't be any sillier than this, can it? Or...













Hope this was lame enough to be fitting and fun. What do you think?

For more Star Wars stories, check out these two:

https://onesixthfigures.forumotion.com/t1852-star-wars-a-negative-body-image-story

https://onesixthfigures.forumotion.com/t1862-star-wars-a-lone-scoundrel-story

#starwars #parody #satire #hansolo #solo #qira #darthmaul #spoilers #fiction #scifi

Given all the hype about HT's newly announced and amply overpriced Avenger figures, I thought I'd share with you this leaked deleted scene from one of the recent films. (Still haven't seen Endgame, so no spoilers or accept bad karmic consequences.) (As far as I can tell, this scene does not contain any spoilers...)

























I find it comforting to know that superheroes need counseling and conflict resolution, too.

How did all this happen? I wanted to showcase the closest I will ever get to an HT Thanos -- a third party Thanos body with an HT Thanos head and neck sculpted by me (so it would fit). Of course, the Thanos body was modeled after the undersized first HT Thanos figure (which also had an even more undersized head), whereas the nice head came from the correctly-sized second HT Thanos. The result is, well, a bit on the bobble head side, although I think Thanos' head is actually undersized in the original design and since this matches the hands, you might almost call it an improvement. However, it didn't help that the photos above were mostly shot from overhead, making the head look even larger. So here it is, with the rest of the set (which offered more than HT, barring the throne).



Hope you liked it. What do you think?

#thanos #avengers #thor #starlord #peterquill #captainamerica #steverogers #tonystark #ironman #doctorstrange #drstrange #blackwidow #natasharomanoff #rocket #satire #parody #film #movie #superhero #comedy

Part II: The search for Superhero Fireman Chad continues...
For Part I, see post 1 above.

Same disclaimers apply as for Part I.

More leaked documents from IAFOOSHA shed additional light on the continued investigation, which was apparently going nowhere fast...



Appendix A: covers of additionally identified volumes (outside the firefighter-related genre)







Appendix B: front and back covers of volumes collected and filed by agent Goodenough









I hope you have enjoyed this new installment of (hopefully) humorous inanity, created in response to some of the comments above.

#humor #parody #satire #romantic #erotic #fiction #fireman #firefighter #modern #male #ancient #rome #medieval #middleages #starwars #scifi #superhero