I made a 1:6 Holiday Protest Purchase today.
No, a Holiday Protest Purchase isn’t actually a protest against the Holidays themselves. It’s when you carefully manage your money all year long until the week before Christmas, and suddenly, your signifiant other is bleeding your account dry for Christmas this and Christmas that.
So you say “Bleep this. If I’m going to be broke a week after payday, I’m going to have a little something of my own to show for it.
No, it’s not in the spirit of the season, and it’s not particularly nice, but it is what it is, and I am what I am. I can offer no defense for my actions.
No, a Holiday Protest Purchase isn’t actually a protest against the Holidays themselves. It’s when you carefully manage your money all year long until the week before Christmas, and suddenly, your signifiant other is bleeding your account dry for Christmas this and Christmas that.
So you say “Bleep this. If I’m going to be broke a week after payday, I’m going to have a little something of my own to show for it.
No, it’s not in the spirit of the season, and it’s not particularly nice, but it is what it is, and I am what I am. I can offer no defense for my actions.